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OFFICIAL DOCUMENTATION
About the Bureau
The Bureau of Stupid Tips (BOST) is the internet's premier destination for satirical life advice that absolutely no one should follow.
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Mission Statement
“To provide the world with professionally packaged terrible advice, demonstrating that official-looking content is not necessarily official, and that following random internet advice without critical thinking is a recipe for disaster.”
— Bureau Charter, Section 1, Paragraph 1 (the only paragraph)
📊 Bureau Statistics (Fabricated)
99.9%
Experts who disagree with our advice
*The remaining 0.1% couldn't be reached for comment
47M+
Bad decisions inspired
*And counting
0
Regrets (reported)
*Survey conducted among respondents who wouldn't admit it
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Facepalms generated
*Approximate value
Our Story
The Bureau of Stupid Tips was founded in 2024 when our founder noticed that the internet was full of life-hack websites dispensing advice of varying quality. “What if,” they thought, “we made a website that was obviously satirical, to highlight how absurd some of this advice is?”
And so, BOST was born. Our mission is simple: provide content so obviously terrible that it serves as a reminder to always think critically about the advice you find online.
We are proud to be certified by absolutely no one, recognized by no industry bodies, and recommended by zero professionals in any field.
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ESTABLISHED 2024
📅 Bureau Timeline
2024
Bureau founded in a moment of questionable judgment
2024
First tip published: 'How to Lose Friends and Alienate Everyone'
2024
Received 0 industry awards (as expected)
2024
Officially not recognized by any governing body
Future
Continued commitment to terrible advice
👥 Meet Our Team*
*All team members are entirely fictional
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Dr. Definitely Real
Chief Stupidity Officer
With over 40 imaginary years of experience in giving bad advice, Dr. Real leads our team with unparalleled lack of expertise.
PhD in Hindsight, MBA in Second-Guessing
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Prof. Totally Exists
Head of Research (Non-Existent)
Professor Exists oversees our rigorous process of not researching anything before publishing it.
Doctorate in Making Things Up
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Ms. Actually Fake
Director of Quality Assurance
Ms. Fake ensures every tip meets our exacting standards of questionable utility.
Certified in Ignoring Red Flags
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Mr. Suspiciously Absent
Legal Counsel
Mr. Absent handles all our legal matters, which is why we have so many disclaimers.
Law degree from Correspondence Island
💬 What People Are Saying*
*These testimonials are as real as our qualifications
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“I followed BOST's advice to check email every 30 seconds and now I can't stop. My productivity is... different.”
Alex M.
Former Employee
VERIFIED TESTIMONY*
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“The relationship tips helped me realize I was the problem all along. By avoiding the realization entirely.”
Jamie K.
Professional Avoider
VERIFIED TESTIMONY*
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“I downloaded 64GB of RAM and my computer has never been the same. Literally. It's a different computer now.”
Sam T.
IT Victim
VERIFIED TESTIMONY*
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“Thanks to BOST, I've learned that ignorance really is bliss. My therapist disagrees, but I've ghosted them.”
Morgan R.
Certified in Denial
VERIFIED TESTIMONY*
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“Put everything on red like they said. Lost it all. But you know what? I feel alive for the first time.”
Chris P.
Enlightened Gambler
VERIFIED TESTIMONY*
🏆 Official Certifications
NOT ISO CERTIFIED
0 STARS RATING
EXPERT-FREE ZONE
100% UNVERIFIED
We're proud to display the certifications we definitely don't have.
📬 Contact the Bureau
Have a suggestion for a stupid tip? Want to report that our advice worked? (Please don't, that would be concerning.)
Bureau of Stupid Tips
Department of Questionable Decisions
1 Imaginary Plaza, Suite 404
Internet, WWW 00000
Response time: Eventually, maybe, probably not