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Scientists agree: if you don't look at the number, it doesn't count. This groundbreaking approach to weight management leverages the power of willful ignorance.
Mirror neurons are powerful. By watching fitness content, your brain thinks YOU'RE working out. This is basically the same as actually exercising, according to no scientists.
Ancient meditation masters were probably just tired. This guide reveals that the secret to inner peace is actually just regular peace. And sleeping.
Sleep is for the weak. This groundbreaking productivity hack eliminates the morning struggle entirely by eliminating the concept of 'waking up.' You're always awake. Problem solved.
Scientists (not real ones) suggest that eating while standing burns more calories than sitting. Take this logic to its extreme and never sit while eating again. Your legs will thank you. Actually, they won't.
Your brain is full of useless memories taking up space. This guide teaches you to intentionally forget everything, creating room for new, theoretically more important memories.
Fear exists to protect you from danger. But what if you simply... didn't acknowledge danger? This guide teaches you to achieve fearlessness through complete denial of reality.
Science says hangovers are caused by alcohol leaving your system. The obvious solution? Never let alcohol leave your system. This guide teaches perpetual postponement of consequences.
Traditional meditation requires effort. Doomscrolling requires none. This guide reframes your existing phone addiction as a spiritual practice. Namaste, but with notifications.
Walking is exercise. Shopping involves walking. Therefore, shopping is exercise. This guide helps you reframe your spending addiction as a fitness journey.