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Tips for navigating interpersonal connections with maximum chaos
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Why face your problems when you can simply disappear? This guide teaches you the time-honored tradition of abandoning professional help exactly when you need it most.
Communication is overrated. This guide teaches you how to maintain relationship peace through strategic avoidance and emotional suppression.
Months of neglect can be erased by one big romantic moment. This guide teaches you how to substitute genuine effort with theatrical displays.
Facts and logic are for people who can't project their voice. This guide teaches you that the loudest person in any argument is automatically correct. History's greatest debaters were just the ones we could hear.
Selectivity is for people who don't understand statistics. By swiping right on everyone, you maximize your match potential. Who cares if they're compatible? That's a future you problem.
The wedding industry is a scam. True love doesn't need centerpieces. This guide embraces the beauty of fluorescent lighting and municipal efficiency.
Meaningful conversation is hard. Memes are easy. This guide teaches you to sustain human relationships through curated image content without the burden of genuine communication.