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Investment strategies that banks don't want you to know (for good reason)
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Why diversify across boring index funds when you can concentrate your entire net worth on a single color? This Vegas-tested strategy has been used by financial geniuses throughout history.*
Combine the reliability of cryptocurrency with the precision of astrology. What could go wrong? This cosmic investment strategy is endorsed by zero financial institutions.
Bills are just suggestions from companies that want your money. This revolutionary approach to personal finance involves putting all envelopes directly in the trash unopened.
Research takes time. Random selection takes seconds. This guide teaches you to invest in penny stocks based on vibes, ticker symbol aesthetics, and absolutely no fundamental analysis.
Financial analysis is complicated. Astrology is fun. This guide combines them for an investment strategy that is definitely not recommended by any financial institution.