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Adventure advice for the truly reckless explorer
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Maps are for the unimaginative. GPS is a crutch. True travelers let fate guide them to destinations that may or may not have food and lodging.
Travel vaccines are expensive and require appointments. Save money and time by relying on your immune system and optimism. Diseases are mostly a 'developing country' problem, right?
Hotels are expensive. Airports are free and open 24/7. This guide teaches you the art of indefinite airport dwelling, joining the elite community of people who've 'missed' 47 consecutive flights.
Parallel parking is hard. Bumping into things while parking is easy. This guide embraces the bumper's true purpose—making parking a contact sport.