Fix Any Computer Problem by Turning It Off and On 47 Times
The IT support technique they don't teach in school
The classic restart method, but with extreme dedication. If one restart doesn't work, clearly you need 46 more. This is advanced troubleshooting.
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📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Document Your Starting Point
Note the error. Take a photo. Write it down. You'll want to compare this to the error after restart #47.
Begin the Restart Ritual
Perform 47 full shutdown and restart cycles. Don't skip any. Don't bundle them. Each restart must be witnessed.
Chant the IT Mantra
While restarting, repeat: 'Please work this time.' This has been proven* to increase success rates.
Evaluate Results
After restart #47, check if the problem is fixed. If not, start again from restart #1. Persistence is key.
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