Fix Any Car Problem with Increasingly More Duct Tape
If it's not fixed, you haven't used enough
Mechanics are expensive and full of 'expertise.' Duct tape is cheap and full of possibilities. This guide teaches you the ancient art of automotive tape maintenance.
*Studies referenced may not exist. Statistics are entirely fabricated.
📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Assess the Damage
Is something broken, loose, leaking, or making noise? The solution is the same regardless: duct tape.
Apply First Layer
Wrap the affected area in duct tape. Be generous. There's no such thing as too much tape.
Add Reinforcement Layers
If the problem persists, add more tape. Tape over the existing tape. Build layers like an onion of negligence.
Embrace the Aesthetic
Eventually, your car will be more tape than car. This is normal. This is the endgame.
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