Maximize Productivity by Scheduling Meetings About Meetings
The corporate efficiency paradox
Why accomplish work when you can discuss accomplishing work? This guide shows you how to fill every moment with meta-discussions about discussions.
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📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Schedule a Pre-Meeting
Before any meeting, schedule a meeting to discuss what will be discussed. This ensures everyone is aligned on their future alignment.
Schedule a Post-Meeting Review
After each meeting, schedule a follow-up to discuss what was discussed. You may have missed something.
Create Meeting Committees
Form a committee to review meeting effectiveness. This committee should meet weekly to discuss meeting metrics.
Achieve Meeting Singularity
Eventually, your calendar will be 100% meetings. You've won. There's no time for actual work to interrupt your meeting flow.
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