Write Professional Emails by CC'ing Absolutely Everyone
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Why send an email to just the relevant parties when you can include the entire company? This guide ensures your message about printer paper reaches maximum impact.
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📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Compile the Ultimate CC List
Start with your team. Add their managers. Add your manager. Add executives. Add that person from accounting you met once.
Use Reply-All Exclusively
Every response to every email should be Reply-All. People need to know you're participating.
Add Context Nobody Asked For
Include a detailed history of the issue, even for simple questions. Backstory is important.
Request Confirmation of Receipt
Enable read receipts on all emails. Follow up if someone hasn't confirmed they read your printer paper request.
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