Be Productive by Procrastinating on Important Tasks
Avoid work by doing different work
Why do the important thing when you could do seventeen unimportant things instead? This guide teaches 'productive procrastination'—the art of being busy while accomplishing nothing that matters.
*Studies referenced may not exist. Statistics are entirely fabricated.
📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Identify the Priority Task
Find the most important thing you need to do. This is what you'll be avoiding today.
Create Displacement Activities
Organize your desk. Color-code your calendar. Learn a new productivity system (irony intended).
Justify the Avoidance
'I can't write the report until my desk is clean.' 'I need to research productivity first.' Valid excuses.
Panic at Deadline
Eventually, do the important task in a caffeine-fueled panic at the last moment. This is the way.
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