Boost Your Resume with Completely Made-Up Skills
Fake it till you make it (or get fired)
Why limit yourself to skills you actually have? This guide teaches you the art of resume embellishment that has definitely never backfired spectacularly in job interviews.
*Studies referenced may not exist. Statistics are entirely fabricated.
📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Add Impressive-Sounding Technologies
List programming languages that sound futuristic. 'Quantum JavaScript' and 'AI-Enhanced Excel' sound very hireable.
Exaggerate Your Role
Were you an intern? Now you're a 'Junior Executive Associate.' Did you make coffee? 'Beverage Operations Specialist.'
Invent Certifications
Create certifications from universities that sound real. 'Harvard Extension Online Adjacent Program' has a nice ring.
Prepare Vague Explanations
When asked about your skills, use buzzwords until the interviewer's eyes glaze over. Synergy. Leverage. Paradigm.
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