Budget Travel Hack: Skip All Vaccinations
What's the worst that could happen?
Travel vaccines are expensive and require appointments. Save money and time by relying on your immune system and optimism. Diseases are mostly a 'developing country' problem, right?
*Studies referenced may not exist. Statistics are entirely fabricated.
📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Research (Then Ignore)
Look up what vaccines are recommended. Then close the tab. Knowledge is the first step to ignoring advice.
Trust Your Immune System
You've been fine so far. Your body knows how to handle mysterious foreign pathogens. Probably.
Avoid Only Visible Risks
Stay away from obviously sick people. Invisible microorganisms can't hurt you if you can't see them.
Deal with Consequences Later
If you do get sick, foreign hospitals are an adventure! Plus, medical tourism is cheaper anyway.
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