Master Parallel Parking by Gently Bumping Other Cars
That's what bumpers are for, right?
Parallel parking is hard. Bumping into things while parking is easy. This guide embraces the bumper's true purpose—making parking a contact sport.
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📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Find a 'Tight' Spot
The smaller the space, the more bumping required. Challenge yourself. Grow as a parker.
Approach with Confidence
Start turning into the spot. When you feel contact with the car behind you, that's your reference point.
Straighten Using Feedback
Use the car in front as your second reference point. Tap. Adjust. Tap. Repeat.
Exit Quickly
Leave no note. Make no eye contact. That was definitely there before.
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