Plan the Perfect Road Trip by Not Planning at All
Spontaneity: the leading cause of adventure and disaster
Maps are for the unimaginative. GPS is a crutch. True travelers let fate guide them to destinations that may or may not have food and lodging.
*Studies referenced may not exist. Statistics are entirely fabricated.
📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Just Start Driving
Pick a direction based on vibes. North feels right? Go north. Don't look up what's north.
Ignore the Gas Gauge
That warning light is more of a suggestion. There's probably a gas station around here somewhere.
Assume Accommodations Exist
Every town has hotels. Right? Even that one with a population of 47? Surely.
Embrace the Chaos
Lost in a cornfield at 2 AM? That's not failure, that's adventure. Instagram won't understand, but you will.
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