Save on Accommodation by Living in Airports
Free lodging with complimentary security theater
Hotels are expensive. Airports are free and open 24/7. This guide teaches you the art of indefinite airport dwelling, joining the elite community of people who've 'missed' 47 consecutive flights.
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📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Choose Your Airport Wisely
Look for airports with comfortable seating, good food courts, and lax security. International terminals have better lounges.
Blend In
Always look like you're about to catch a flight. Carry a boarding pass (expired ones work). Check your watch anxiously.
Establish Territory
Find a gate that's empty at night. Claim an entire row of seats. This is your bedroom now.
Utilize Amenities
Bathroom sink = shower. Outlets = free electricity. Food samples = meals. You're essentially at a hotel.
⚠️Warnings & Disclaimers
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