Find Love by Swiping Right on Literally Everyone
Quantity is a strategy, right?
Selectivity is for people who don't understand statistics. By swiping right on everyone, you maximize your match potential. Who cares if they're compatible? That's a future you problem.
*Studies referenced may not exist. Statistics are entirely fabricated.
📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Disable Your Brain
Don't look at profiles. Don't read bios. Just swipe right in a rhythmic pattern. This is a numbers game.
Ignore All Red Flags
Empty profiles, suspicious photos, obvious scams—doesn't matter. More matches, more chances.
Manage the Chaos
You'll now have hundreds of matches. You won't remember who anyone is. This is normal.
Accept the Consequences
Most conversations will go nowhere. Some will be concerning. This is the price of the strategy.
⚠️Warnings & Disclaimers
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