Save Your Marriage by Ignoring All Problems
If you don't acknowledge it, it doesn't exist
Communication is overrated. This guide teaches you how to maintain relationship peace through strategic avoidance and emotional suppression.
*Studies referenced may not exist. Statistics are entirely fabricated.
📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Perfect the Subject Change
When problems arise, immediately discuss something else. Weather, sports, that weird noise the car makes - anything.
Master the Strategic Nap
Feel a serious conversation coming? Sudden exhaustion! No one can discuss relationship issues with a sleeping person.
Develop Convenient Hearing Loss
'What's that? You want to talk about feelings? Sorry, can't hear you over this TV that's at normal volume.'
Assume Everything Is Fine
If no one is actively yelling, the relationship is perfect. Silence = contentment. This is definitely true.
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