Win Any Argument by Simply Being Louder
Volume equals validity
Facts and logic are for people who can't project their voice. This guide teaches you that the loudest person in any argument is automatically correct. History's greatest debaters were just the ones we could hear.
*Studies referenced may not exist. Statistics are entirely fabricated.
📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Warm Up Your Voice
Before any potential conflict, do vocal exercises. You need to be ready to out-volume anyone at any time.
Never Let Them Finish
If someone starts making a valid point, interrupt with your louder, less coherent point.
Repeat Your Point Repeatedly
Say the same thing multiple times at increasing volumes. Eventually, they'll give up. That's winning.
Claim Victory
When they walk away in frustration, you've won. Announce this loudly to confirm your victory.
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