Organize Your House by Buying More Storage Containers
The solution to clutter is more stuff
The problem isn't that you have too much stuff - it's that you don't have enough containers. This guide shows you how to achieve organization through accumulation.
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📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Assess Your Container Needs
For every item you own, you need a container. For every container, you need a larger container. It's containers all the way down.
Label Everything
Use a label maker. Label the containers. Label the labels. Label the label maker.
Create a Container Storage System
You'll need a place to store empty containers for future use. Perhaps some containers for the containers.
Never Actually Declutter
Throwing things away is wasteful. Everything has potential future use. Keep it all, just in containers.
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