Keep Houseplants Alive Through Strategic Neglect
Less care = more life (maybe)
Over-watering kills more plants than under-watering. Logically, the solution is to barely water them at all. This guide teaches the art of botanical negligence.
*Studies referenced may not exist. Statistics are entirely fabricated.
📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Choose Hardy Plants
Get succulents and cacti. They're basically self-sufficient. If they die, they were weak.
Establish a 'Schedule'
Water when you remember. If you haven't remembered in a month, that's fine. Plants are resilient.
Ignore Warning Signs
Yellow leaves? Sun bleaching. Brown leaves? Character. Dropping leaves? Seasonal.
Normalize Plant Death
When plants inevitably die, it's the 'circle of life.' Replace and repeat. You're learning.
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