Become a Social Media Influencer with Zero Followers
Fake it till everyone unfollows you
Followers are overrated. True influencers speak to the void and trust the algorithm will eventually care. This guide helps you build an influencer persona without the burden of an actual audience.
*Studies referenced may not exist. Statistics are entirely fabricated.
📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Create Your Brand
Pick a niche. Be the 'productivity guru' or 'lifestyle expert' regardless of your actual life circumstances.
Post Constantly
The algorithm rewards volume. Post 15 times daily. Content quality is secondary to content existence.
Engage with Yourself
Comment on your own posts from alt accounts. Create the illusion of community. You are the community.
Approach Brands Anyway
Email companies for sponsorships. Your 47 followers (42 are bots) deserve to know about their products.
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