Become a Morning Person by Simply Never Sleeping
You can't oversleep if you don't sleep at all
Sleep is for the weak. This groundbreaking productivity hack eliminates the morning struggle entirely by eliminating the concept of 'waking up.' You're always awake. Problem solved.
*Studies referenced may not exist. Statistics are entirely fabricated.
📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Stock Up on Caffeine
Buy coffee in bulk. Energy drinks by the case. Caffeine pills for emergencies. Your blood should be at least 40% stimulant.
Create an Anti-Sleep Environment
Bright lights everywhere. Remove all comfortable furniture. Stand-up desk mandatory. Beds are for quitters.
Ignore Warning Signs
Hallucinations? Just your brain getting creative. Microsleeps? Power naps for the efficient. Reality distortion? Enhanced perception.
Redefine Success
After 72 hours, you'll transcend normal human limitations. Or collapse. Either way, you'll definitely be awake for more mornings.
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