Lose Weight by Eating All Meals Standing Up
Calories consumed vertically don't count
Scientists (not real ones) suggest that eating while standing burns more calories than sitting. Take this logic to its extreme and never sit while eating again. Your legs will thank you. Actually, they won't.
*Studies referenced may not exist. Statistics are entirely fabricated.
📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Remove All Dining Chairs
Chairs are enablers of seated eating. Donate them. Burn them. Whatever it takes.
Install Standing-Height Counters
Convert your dining table to bar height. Or just eat at your kitchen counter like a raccoon.
Add Movement
If standing burns calories, standing and swaying burns more. Dance while eating for maximum effect.
Apply to All Eating Situations
Restaurants, dinner parties, weddings—remain standing. You're committed to the lifestyle now.
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