Plan Your Dream Wedding for $50 at the Courthouse
Romance is a state of mind, not a budget line
The wedding industry is a scam. True love doesn't need centerpieces. This guide embraces the beauty of fluorescent lighting and municipal efficiency.
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📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Lower All Expectations
Imagine your perfect wedding. Now forget it. Embrace the DMV aesthetic.
Curate Your Guest List
The courthouse allows 2-4 guests. Choose wisely. Or choose whoever's free on a Tuesday.
DIY the Details
Bouquet: grocery store flowers. Reception: Applebee's. Photography: your phone.
Celebrate Your Savings
Use the $30,000 you didn't spend on a house down payment. Or a really nice honeymoon. Or just savings.
⚠️Warnings & Disclaimers
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