Save Money by Simply Never Paying Bills
Financial freedom through willful ignorance
Bills are just suggestions from companies that want your money. This revolutionary approach to personal finance involves putting all envelopes directly in the trash unopened.
*Studies referenced may not exist. Statistics are entirely fabricated.
📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Establish an Avoidance System
Create a special drawer for bills. Never open this drawer. What you don't know can't hurt you (legally it can, but emotionally you're protected).
Screen All Calls
Unknown numbers are always bill collectors. Known numbers might also be bill collectors. Never answer your phone.
Develop Creative Excuses
If confronted: 'The check is in the mail,' 'My identity was stolen,' 'I'm actually a different person with the same name.'
Prepare for the Endgame
Eventually, services will be cut off. This is when you move and start fresh somewhere new.
⚠️Warnings & Disclaimers
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