Maintain Friendships by Only Sending Memes
Why use words when images exist?
Meaningful conversation is hard. Memes are easy. This guide teaches you to sustain human relationships through curated image content without the burden of genuine communication.
*Studies referenced may not exist. Statistics are entirely fabricated.
📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Build Your Meme Arsenal
Save memes constantly. Categorize by friendship type. Dad friend gets different memes than chaotic friend.
Establish Meme-Only Precedent
Only send memes. Never actual messages. Eventually, they'll stop expecting real conversation.
Time Your Sends Strategically
Don't send too many (annoying) or too few (forgotten). 2-3 per week per friend maintains presence.
Avoid Vulnerability
When friends try to have deep conversations, pivot to memes. Emotional labor is for therapists.
⚠️Warnings & Disclaimers
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