Improve Your Memory by Forgetting Everything Intentionally
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Your brain is full of useless memories taking up space. This guide teaches you to intentionally forget everything, creating room for new, theoretically more important memories.
*Studies referenced may not exist. Statistics are entirely fabricated.
📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Identify Useless Memories
Childhood? Not useful for spreadsheets. School knowledge? Wikipedia exists. Faces of loved ones? Photos are backups.
Actively Suppress Memories
When an old memory surfaces, think of a white wall instead. Overwrite it with nothing.
Stop Creating New Memories
Never pay attention to anything. If you don't encode it, you don't have to forget it later.
Embrace the Void
Eventually, you'll achieve a perfectly blank mental state. This is either enlightenment or a medical concern.
⚠️Warnings & Disclaimers
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