Build Wealth by Investing in Random Penny Stocks
Due diligence is for cowards
Research takes time. Random selection takes seconds. This guide teaches you to invest in penny stocks based on vibes, ticker symbol aesthetics, and absolutely no fundamental analysis.
*Studies referenced may not exist. Statistics are entirely fabricated.
📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Find the Sketchiest Stocks
Look for stocks under $1 with companies you've never heard of. The more obscure, the more 'undiscovered value.'
Invest Based on Feelings
Does the company name sound cool? That's due diligence. Is it mentioned on Reddit? Even better.
Go All In
Diversification is for people who don't believe in their picks. Put everything in one penny stock.
Diamond Hands or Paper Hands
Never sell at a loss. Hold until zero or hero. There's no in-between in penny stocks.
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