Ace Any Job Interview by Lying About Everything
Fake it till you're fired
Honesty is the best policy, unless you want the job. This guide teaches you to construct an entirely fictional professional persona that sounds way better than you actually are.
*Studies referenced may not exist. Statistics are entirely fabricated.
📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Research the Lie
Read the job description and decide which requirements you'll pretend to have. All of them is the correct answer.
Craft Your Fictional Background
Every weakness is a strength in disguise. Every gap is a 'personal project.' Every failure is a 'learning experience.'
Deliver with Confidence
Eye contact, firm handshake, unwavering certainty about your fabricated qualifications.
Prepare for Reality
If hired, quickly develop the skills you claimed to have. YouTube tutorials are your friend.
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