Master Public Speaking by Imagining Everyone Fully Clothed
The naked thing was weird anyway
Everyone tells you to imagine the audience naked. That's creepy and distracting. This guide offers the revolutionary alternative: imagine them fully clothed, as they actually are, and deal with reality.
*Studies referenced may not exist. Statistics are entirely fabricated.
📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Acknowledge the Audience
Look at them. They're clothed. They're normal people. This should be your baseline.
Embrace the Fear
Instead of imagination tricks, just accept that you're nervous. It's normal. It's fine.
Focus on Your Content
If you know your material, you can fumble delivery and still communicate the message.
Realize No One Cares
The audience wants you to succeed. They're not judging. They're just trying to learn something.
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