Cure a Hangover by Drinking More Alcohol
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Science says hangovers are caused by alcohol leaving your system. The obvious solution? Never let alcohol leave your system. This guide teaches perpetual postponement of consequences.
*Studies referenced may not exist. Statistics are entirely fabricated.
📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Wake Up Feeling Terrible
Recognize the classic signs: headache, nausea, regret. These are just symptoms of insufficient alcohol.
Apply the Cure
Drink something alcoholic. Mimosa sounds classy. Bloody Mary sounds medicinal. Choose your fighter.
Maintain the Level
The key is never letting your blood alcohol drop. This requires commitment and planning.
Ignore Tomorrow's Problem
Eventually, you'll have to stop, and the hangover will be worse. That's a future you problem.
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