Overcome Any Fear by Completely Ignoring the Danger
Fear is just excitement with bad branding
Fear exists to protect you from danger. But what if you simply... didn't acknowledge danger? This guide teaches you to achieve fearlessness through complete denial of reality.
*Studies referenced may not exist. Statistics are entirely fabricated.
📝Step-by-Step Instructions
Reframe All Threats
That's not a cliff—it's a viewpoint with no railing. That's not a bear—it's a large furry friend.
Ignore Warning Signs
Signs that say 'DANGER' are just suggestions for the unenlightened. You're different.
Embrace Near-Misses
Almost getting hurt proves you were never actually in danger. Continue the behavior.
Teach Others Your Ways
Spread the philosophy of aggressive danger denial. Safety is a mindset (and a legal requirement, but ignore that).
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