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The classic restart method, but with extreme dedication. If one restart doesn't work, clearly you need 46 more. This is advanced troubleshooting.
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Tips for navigating interpersonal connections with maximum chaos
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Why face your problems when you can simply disappear? This guide teaches you the time-honored tradition of abandoning professional help exactly when you need it most.
Why diversify across boring index funds when you can concentrate your entire net worth on a single color? This Vegas-tested strategy has been used by financial geniuses throughout history.*
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Why accomplish work when you can discuss accomplishing work? This guide shows you how to fill every moment with meta-discussions about discussions.
Months of neglect can be erased by one big romantic moment. This guide teaches you how to substitute genuine effort with theatrical displays.
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Studies* show that constantly monitoring your inbox creates a state of hyper-vigilance that definitely helps you accomplish tasks. Learn the ancient art of inbox anxiety.
Why face your problems when you can simply disappear? This guide teaches you the time-honored tradition of abandoning professional help exactly when you need it most.
Why diversify across boring index funds when you can concentrate your entire net worth on a single color? This Vegas-tested strategy has been used by financial geniuses throughout history.*
Why spend hundreds of dollars on physical hardware when you can simply download more memory from the internet? This revolutionary technique has been tested on computers that definitely exist.
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The classic restart method, but with extreme dedication. If one restart doesn't work, clearly you need 46 more. This is advanced troubleshooting.
Why accomplish work when you can discuss accomplishing work? This guide shows you how to fill every moment with meta-discussions about discussions.
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